Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Is this real?

I think frightened rabbit is the wost band ever ever ever. My ears are bleeding just thinking about them. I'm tired of my ears being filled with mediocre pop music, Now I have to see this stupid band plastered on every terrible music blog on the internet. Basically if I were to have a soundtrack to my nightmares it would be this band's new album. Harsh assessment? Watch this video and try to sleep tonight. "Nothing is worse than going to bed with a mediocre poop song stuck in yr head!". See anyone can make words sound alike. I don't get how bands like this are popular. Do people love punishing their ears? I DON'T GET IT.

*p.s. those were lyrics from my mediocre pop band, all rights reserved for heyro kritty.


Monday, February 16, 2009



Ezzy buddy tawking bout dis one!!!

After seeing it, there's a very good fucking reason everyone's in giggles about it. The story is beautiful and dark. Like I think everything in the world should be because I am a gothic princess. I like anything that feels like a well written dream, and that's what I got from this animated gem. Oh, no big deal of anything but, IT'S IN 3D (see picture). I forget the actual number, but I think it makes a movie around fifty times better, always.

Teri Hatcher was a great choice for the "other mother," her frightening bone structure just reverbs through her voice, gross. I forget the director's name but it's the same dude from nightmare before christmas, no tim burton actually didn't direct that if you didn't know and felt like feelin dumb right now. ah, looked it up, Henry Selick. He also did James and the Giant Peach and Monkeybone.  Remember Monkeybone, that weird shit with Brenden Fraser? It is redundant to state "weird shit" and "Brenden Fraser" in the same sentence? Who cares huh, yeah fuck it.

Yesterday I also watched a freaky little thing called Tokyo Gore Police. Disgusting, mildly amusing, mostly just too kinkfuckgore for me and I would have liked it to move better, but asian movies have that weird pace sometimes. It was an employee pick at Videorama on Alberta, Mimi and I concluded it was a sick joke. Or someone working there is a boob. BOTH BOTH BOTH.

Also I was half asleep and watched Robocop 2. UHHHHHH GAAWWWWW SEW BHED. The first one is so retardedly enjoyable, I was really bummed. It's not directed by Paul Verhoeven, unlike the first one, so that should have been a clue. I'm not sure if I can watch the third guy, but I'm sure I'll need to kill four hours again soon.